scolding.

First comment out of midwife's mouth at 22 week appointment:

"How is it possible for someone of your stature to have gained so much weight?"

Whoops.  More veggies, less pretzels?  If there is a sure way to send a pregnant lady on a crying jag to her husband, this statement is it.  Next time you see me smack the Doritos out of my hands and send me on a hike.  A literal hike that burns Dorito calories.