Pregnancy is chalk full of unexpected surprises. For example, take the crippling apathy/irritability I am experiencing right now that makes me want to walk up to perfect strangers and tell them, delicately and ladylike of course, to "suck it." However much I appreciate your indulgence, this mood swing is not what I intended to write about.
Let's get back to the unexpected surprises. How about my swollen lips? I don't know why they are like this, but from my study of other pregnant women I know on facebook, many of them get fuller lips... including me. I also got fuller hips, belly, chest, and thighs. One feature I have not gotten yet is a pregnant booty. My booty looks the same. For those of you who have walked behind me and are rolling your eyes- well- I can't take the truth. If it looks like I am conceiving a fetus in my nether regions as well then I apologize. You know what? I also apologize for using the term nether regions, which I realize now in retrospect could be misconstrued.
I'm done. Heard of drunk dialing? This is kind of like that minus the alcohol and plus crippling levels of progesterone.
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How is it possible for someone to be so freakin witty?
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