padres fail.

i'm far more pregnant than this abused stretched out shirt is showing you.

Shame faced.  I come to you ashamed.  The reason?  I could not muster up the courage to pregnant dance in the stands of Padres stadium to get my big pregnant self on the mega-tron.  Nick promised to tape it and everything.  Pregnant fans were getting on right and left.  I shut my eyes and imagined the glory and fame. Then I looked down and remembered that I have not embraced my pregnant body... so no dancing.
I'm so sorry.  I failed you all.