Tennesse and Virginia by far have the best rest stops. It gets a little hazy in Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi. By hazy I mean you may have to avoid roaches, excrement, and general vomit inducing odors. When your 33 weeks pregnant you can't just say "I'll hold it."
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| i did not realize there was an old lady in the stall next to me. she probably wondered about the camera snapping noise in the stall next to her. "what is she taking a picture of?!" |
Another issue with bathrooms. There comes a point in every pregnant woman's life when she starts noticing that she can not fit into the bathroom stall. Never before had this been a problem for me. Now I give a sigh of relief when the bathroom door swings out not in. You find yourself thinking "Oh please, don't let my calf touch that toilet bowl!" Never will I test my pregnant agility as much as when trying to avoid rubbing a toilet with my leg. And while I'm going down this road, how bout squatting in a public restroom? It's terrible! I don't have that kind of balance or strength, much less room in my torso for me to bend over!
In my first trimester I hated the toilet because I had to dry heave over it. Now, in my third trimester I love it because I know for sure my own toilet is clean enough to sit on- and free of chlamydia.
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Oh, the fun is just beginning. Wait until you have a little munchkin to worry about. "Don't TOUCH THAT!" "No crawling on the floor!" Oh, it's fun.
Always use the handicapped stall if you can.
Yes, chlamydia exposure is not ideal...thanks for more laughs;)
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