pet peeve.

Here's my pet peeve.  Women who are cute during pregnancy.  To be truthful, I'm not happy for them.  I resent that they can wear cute belts over their cute maternity clothes.  My boobs literally sat on top of my belly from the end of my second trimester.  My boobs would have eaten any belt that came near them.  I was a hideous beast.  And if I was- you should be too!!

Where do all these cute maternity clothes come from anyway?  I was too broke to be cute.  (Until Gap Maternity had a blow out sale)

Whatever.  Yeah yeah- I bet you ate fruit salad and took your vitamins.  Good for you.  I took vitamin french fry!  It's full of starch and other essential nutrients like sodium and fat cells.

Rant over!  I wish I could link you to the blog that inspired this rant... but I won't.